Be Number One is a song with lyrics and vocals by Champagne Jerry, music by Carmine Covelli (of The Julie Ruin and Bridget Everett & the Tender Moments), and mixed by Max Tannone.
It is also haunted by the Ghost of Champagne Past, a ghost that is part of my onstage entourage The Champagne Club who hangs around to try and remind me of all the bad stuff that has ever happened to me and will happen to me.
But I do not have time to be bothered by that as I am busy with my other job: being the fucking best.