JUST WOKE UP
Champagne Jerry, Max Tannone, Bridget Everett. They're all in your bedroom.
You wake up. Early. Like at 5am. And boom. There they are.
All three of them. Naked. Or dressed. Doesn't matter. Your choice. The TV is on in the background. A cooler with ice cold alcoholic beverages is within reach. Guess what, world. This is going to be the best morning of your life.
Lyrics by Champagne Jerry & Bridget Everett. Music by Max Tannone.