The world was created in, like, 20,000,000,000B.C.
Then nothing happened for a long time.
Then in January 2014, Champagne Jerry declared that this was HIS YEAR.

MY YEAR - I BOUGHT THE URL - THE BABY NEW YEAR IS TAKING A LONG VACATION - RIP UP ALL YR CALENDARS AND REPLACE THEM WITH THIS PICTURE OF ME, CHAMPAGNE JERRY, BECAUSE THIS IS MY YEAR

music: Max Tannone; lyrics: Champagne Jerry